November 2010
5 posts
It's Lol, Not.. Lol
I love it when people use alternative meanings to our modern day interweb lingo. My mom, for example, uses LOL for “Lots Of Love” instead of the hugely well known “Laugh Out Loud”
Now this is all good and well, however there are some situations in which her meaning of the pathetic acronym, will almost certainly bring about an uncontrollable fit of unintentional,...
Bollocks
I think i’m going to start using the word “bollocks” - in the right conversational context of course. Not, for example, the following;
“Wow, she’s gotten so big. How old is the little bollocks?”
“Do you accept this bollocks to be your wife?”
“If you ask me, that’s one handsome pair of bollocks..”
Alright, i guess that last one...
Dorothy's Bliss
Standing outside my departure gate at McCarran International airport in Las Vegas, i close my eyes and click together my trusty Converse All Stars while muttering the appropriate phrase. Now i’ll admit that the All Stars didn’t exactly have that theatrical presence i was looking for - but my Ruby Red Slippers were buried deep in my suitcase - what was i supposed to do?
It turns out...